Detective Chen Lee

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was
gone. A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR: 

YOU LEAVE HOUSE 
I WATCH HOUSE 
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. 
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. 
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. 
I LOOK IN WINDOW. 
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. 
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. 
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. 
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE. 
 
NO FEE, 
 
CHEN LEE.

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