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Midnight Phonecall



- Hello!<BR>
- At what time does the store open?<BR>
- At ten o'clock sir.<BR>

At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
<BR>
- HELLO!<BR>
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?<BR>
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir<BR>

Again, at four, the phone rings:<BR>

- H!E!L!L!O!<BR>
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?<BR>
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk,
I will let you in.<BR>
- I (burp) don't want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!




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