Snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she
can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The
vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and
he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of
red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure
enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls
asleep and begins snoring loudly.

The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and
ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works
on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances
in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He
is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom he sees the
red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,
"I don't know where we were, or, what we did, but, by God, we took
first and second place.