Wisdom Teeth Removal

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.<BR>
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.<BR>
"Isn't there a cheaper way?"<BR>
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."<BR>
"That's still too expensive," the man says.<BR>
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."<BR>
"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."<BR>
"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."<BR>
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"book my wife for next Tuesday!"<BR>