A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

The Wall



A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had
been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a
long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there
he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to
Leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an
interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Fishbien," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop. "
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults,
and to love their fellow man."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a f*ckin' wall."






Views 1094
346 Funny / 419 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
kdVaIznKQwU
(Joke Apprentice)
xgpObaACkc
(Joke Apprentice)
xjyuekofBNiqGFs
(Joke Apprentice)
xjyuekofBNiqGFs
(Joke Apprentice)
DonaldTrogs
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

Swimming

You just can't go to a public pool and splash around any more. Everyone's swimming laps now. Some guy jumped in behind me and said, "How long you gonna be using this lane, dude?" "Until my bladder's empty, punk."