Success

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. 
At age 12 success is . . . having friends. 
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. 
At age 35 success is . . . having money. 
At age 50 success is . . . having money. 
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence. 
At age 75 success is . . . having friends. 
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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Scotsman and Baseball

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent, "R-r-run ya bahstard, ...

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