Two Old Men

There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away
talking. One old man asked the other "How is your wife??"

Second old man replied "I think she is Dead!"

First old man "What do you mean you THINK she is dead???"

Second old man "Well.... the sex is the same but the dishes are starting
to pile up."

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Nuts by the Fence

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