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Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the
conversation came around to last night's big date.
"So, how'd it go, Harry?" asked Gil.

"Terrible," admitted Harry. "The moment we got back
to her place the phone started ringing. There must
have been fifteen calls from guys wanting to ask
her out. It never stopped, and we never got started."

Gil tried to comfort him. "It could have been worse,
Harry. After all, an attractive young woman's allowed
to have her number in the phone book, now isn't she?"

"Yeah, but not in the Yellow Pages."






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