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Pinnochio's Girlfriend



One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him,
"This stinks. Every time we make love I get splinters."

So Pinnochio goes to Gepetto to ask his advice.
Gepetto says, "Sandpaper, my boy, that's all you need."

A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and says,
"So how are you doing with the girls now?"

Pinnochio says, "Who needs girls?"






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