Mistaken Identity
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,
the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with
my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of
cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted
up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram
on it ......stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'.
I don't remember much after that".
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