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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place
her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband
demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency here's $50, go and buy yourself some underwear".

Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman. You've no
knickers - why not?"

She replies "I can't afford any on the housekeeping money you give me".

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's $20,
go and buy yourself some underwear!".

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoots Mon woman! Wht
d'ye hae no knickers?"

She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able
to afford any."

The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency woman,
here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit!"





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