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Just Like My Wife



A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring
for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to
her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized
and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look
exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable assh*le!" she screamed.

"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."







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