Grandma's Birth Control Pills

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines
that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do
you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

Yes, they help me sleep at night. "

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
that could possibly help you sleep!

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear,I know
that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of
orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . and believe
me, it helps me sleep at night. "

You gotta love Grandmas!