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Irish Fight



Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd
just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is
broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a
limp.

"What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender.

"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.

"That little sh*t, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you,
he must of had something in his hand."

"That he did. says Paddy ''a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken
he gave me with it"

"Well'' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you
have something in your hand?"

''That I did'' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty
it was, but useless in a fight."






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