Definition of Barbecuing

It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion:

1) The woman goes to the store.<BR>
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.<BR>
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.<BR>
4) The man places the meat on the grill.<BR>
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.<BR>
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.<BR>
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.<BR>
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.<BR>
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.<BR>
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.<BR>
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.