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Golden Urinal



Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited
to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking
several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.
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When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished
to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold
urinal.
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That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the
urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am president, I
could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something
that self-induligible!"
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Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the
White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had
been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's
private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for
bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who
peed in your saxophone.






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