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Detective Chen Lee




A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was
gone. A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:<BR>

YOU LEAVE HOUSE<BR>
I WATCH HOUSE<BR>
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.<BR>
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.<BR>
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.<BR>
I LOOK IN WINDOW.<BR>
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.<BR>
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.<BR>
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.<BR>
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.<BR>
<BR>
NO FEE,<BR>
<BR>
CHEN LEE. <BR>





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