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Blonde Compassion




A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and
said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?

The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".

She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."






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