Success

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants. 
At age 12 success is . . . having friends. 
At age 17 success is . . having a drivers licence. 
At age 35 success is . . . having money. 
At age 50 success is . . . having money. 
At age 70 success is . .. . having a drivers licence. 
At age 75 success is . . . having friends. 
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

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Size Matters

A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size. One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decides he will show her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his sma ...

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