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Pack Your Bags



A guy gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

The wife says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

He says, "I don't care. Just get out."







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