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I No Come Work Today



Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work
today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs
hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you
say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."






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