Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,
and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce
would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?<BR>
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?<BR>
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?<BR>
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?<BR>
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?<BR>
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?<BR>
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?<BR>
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?<BR>
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?<BR>
I got proof.

What kind of proof?<BR>
She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore
and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover"