Stolen Car

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've
stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the
accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a
second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the
back seat by mistake."

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Five Men

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