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Turkey Loaf
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs,
"Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was
all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a
frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed,
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll,
it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane
ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the
directions on the back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A
FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska."
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