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A blonde was listening to Two men at a party talking about the recent space program. not wanting to be left out the blonde pipes up and says " I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun"
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The one fellow asks "don't you mean the moon?"

The blonde replys "theres already been a man on the moon, I'd like to be the first woman to land on the sun."

The other fellow asks in a puzzled tone "don't you think you'd burn up before you got there?"

The blonde replys "DUUUUUUAAH, I'd go at night!!!!!!!!!"





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