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Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he
saw me walking down the hallway at work.
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"Hear what" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
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"The regional vice president died this morning!"
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"What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"
/n
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart
attack" Jim began explaining. "Everyone was gone
except his secretary. You know the one."
/n
"Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."
/n
"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too
smart, though."
/n
"What do you mean?" I asked.
/n
"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'. She just
stood there waiting for him to give her the rest
of the phone number."






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