Yo mama, she went my home from date, and said she cant find her date guy after sit on his lap, i ask her to around her body and find him in between her two cheeks ass
To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
Barney got run over by a tractor
Best of all it happened on TV
All the little children are unhappy
I am just beside myself with glee
He was singing to the kiddies
"You Wuv Me and I Wuv You"
Now he is just a piece of road
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