Zebra on the Farm

There was a zebra who had lived her entire
life in a zoo and was getting on in age so
the zoo keeper decided as a treat that she
could spend her final years in bliss on a
farm. The zebra was so excited, she got to
see this huge space with green grass and
hills and trees and all these strange
animals. She saw a big fat weird looking
brown thing and ran up to it all excited,
"Hi, I'm a zebra! What are you?"

"I'm a cow."

"Right, right. What do you do?"

"I make milk for the farmer."

"Cool." The zebra then saw this funny
looking little white thing and ran over to
it. "Hi, I'm a zebra. What are you?"

"I'm a chicken."

"Oh, right. What do you do?"

"I make eggs for the farmer."

"Right, great, see ya round." Then the zebra
saw this very handsome beast that looked
almost exactly like her without the stripes.
She ran over to it and said, "Hi, I'm a
zebra. What are you?"

"I am a Stallion," said the stallion.

"Wow," said the zebra. "What do you do?"

"Take off your pajamas, darling, and I'll
show you."