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I hate everybody, you're next.

And your point is.............?

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy .... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always have their mouths open?

You have the right to remain silent so please use it!

If we are what we eat I'm fast, cheap and easy.

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

Chaos, Panic, Disorder -- My work here is done.

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