Women are Evil

A husband and wife were sitting around one day drinking a bottle of
wine. The husband turns to his wife and says, "I bet you can't tell me
something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

After thinking about it a few minutes the wife looks at her husband and
says, "Your pecker is bigger than your brothers!"

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