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Welfare Office



An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office
filling out forms. The welfare officer asks her
how many children she has?

"Ten boys."

"And their names?"

"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy,
Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and Leroy."

"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all
Leroy?"

"That way, when I wants them all to come in
from the yard, I just yells 'LEROY!', and when
I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells
'LEROY!'"

"What if you just want a particular one of
them to do something?"

"Then I calls him by his last name."





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