A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

Welcoming to America



When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"





Views 1257
356 Funny / 315 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
eUQYRsqmhnjlH
(Joke Apprentice)
wWLmnJBNXjCY
(Joke Apprentice)
kdVaIznKQwU
(Joke Apprentice)
xgpObaACkc
(Joke Apprentice)
xjyuekofBNiqGFs
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

Actual Lines from Resumes

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume. I am sicking and entry-level position. It's best ...