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Titanic



There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic."
Some have just come to light due to the success of the recent movie.
For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's
mayonnaise was manufactured in England. The "Titanic" was carrying
12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico
which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York
City.

The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were
disconsolate at the loss. So much so that they declared a national day of mourning
which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as...

Sinko de Mayo.







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