Things To Say When You're Stressed

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf*ck you.<BR>
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.<BR>
3. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?<BR>
4. Do I look like a people person?<BR>
5. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.<BR>
6. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless
acts of self-control?<BR>
7. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.<BR>
8. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.<BR>
9. Do they ever shut up on your planet?<BR>
10. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.<BR>
11. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.<BR>
12. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.<BR>
13. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.<BR>
14. You look like sh*t. Is that the style now?<BR>
15. Earth is full. Go home.<BR>
16. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?<BR>
17. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.<BR>
18. You are depriving some village of an idiot.<BR>
19. If assh*les could fly, this place would be an airport.