A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

The ant Hill



Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."


Views 1109
292 Funny / 331 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
MjhSnCkpybKZ
(Joke Apprentice)
YrWjIGplvzEMXid
(Joke Apprentice)
NatalieErymn
(Joke Apprentice)
BexdGYfXUopWCn
(Joke Apprentice)
RNdAZnSg
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

Knock Knock Quiet Tina

Knock Knock Who's there? Quiet Tina! Quiet Tina who? Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!