A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

The Ten Year Old



A father asked his 10 year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'there's no Santa speech'.


At seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech'.


When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy speech'.


Now if you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."





Views 1276
353 Funny / 359 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
RNdAZnSg
(Joke Apprentice)
eUQYRsqmhnjlH
(Joke Apprentice)
wWLmnJBNXjCY
(Joke Apprentice)
kdVaIznKQwU
(Joke Apprentice)
xgpObaACkc
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

If Money Could Talk

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of bas ...