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The Subway



The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were
forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man
behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,
I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check
in my pocket."

"Oh really" she spat."then you must have some job,
because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."








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