The Stuttering Cat

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
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A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she
volunteered.
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The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
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'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
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'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
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'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say 'F*ck', the Rottweiler
ate him!'
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The teacher wet her pants laughing.......