The Perfect Mate

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding
on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical, tell jokes, sing, and stay home at
night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's
all you want, get a TV!"

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