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The New Virus



Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot
take care of this computer virus. It appears to primarily
affect those who were born prior to 1960.

Symptoms:


1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.


2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.


3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.


4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to
you.


5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.


6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.


7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."


8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."


It is called the "C-Nile" Virus.






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