The Facelift

A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was
explaining it to a prospective patient. He told her, "I'll install a
special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it
will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we'll just tighten
the screw a little,... and the wrinkles will disappear!"

The woman was enthused and told the doctor to, "GO FOR IT!" The surgery was a
resounding success, and the woman went home happy.

A few months later, the woman returned in a great state of agitation. She pointed to her
face and said, "Just look at these bags under my eyes! Where the hell
did they come from?"

The surgeon looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't BAGS under your eyes. Those are your breasts. And if you keep
messing around with that screw,... pretty soon you'll have a goatee!"