The Elderly Couple

An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled
down in their old neighborhood.

To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their old
school. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared &
where he had carved "I love you, Sally".


On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured car
practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know
what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & its
fifty-thousand dollars.


The husband says: "We've got to give it back".


She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it
up in their attic.


The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the
neighbourhood looking for the money show up at their home.


One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find
any money that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"


She says: "No"..


The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."


She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."


But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.


One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."


The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from school
yesterday ..."

At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here
.."