The Date

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as the
guy makes his move."I`m a hooker".

The man thinks about this for a bit and decides he`s ok with it. He agrees to pay her $25 and they go at
it. After they finish, the guy says,"Now I should be honest too. I`m a cab driver and its going to cost you
$25 to get back to town".

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6 Foot Cockroach

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answer ...

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