Taxidermist

This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says "You ain't from around here...where you from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from West Virginia."

The bartender asks, "What do you do in West Virginia?"

The guy responds,"I'm a taxidermist." The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?"

The guy says "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar,

"It's OK boys, he's one of us!"

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