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A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a nice tan everywhere except where his bathing suit was. So the next day he decided to cover the tanned areas with sand and leave the untanned areas exposed so he could have a nice even tan. After he was lying there for a while, 2 older women came walking by. When they saw him lying there, they stopped and one of them said:

"Ruth, when I was 20, I was afraid of it, when I was 40 I could'nt get enough of it, when I was 60 I had to pay for it, and now that I'm 80 it's growing wild!






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