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At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh
criticism of being "lifeless as a statue."

"That is absurd," Gore stoically stated. "When elected, the
people of America will see just how passionate and alive I
truly am."

Embarrassed for her husband, Tipper, leaned in to whisper,
"Honey, you have a pigeon on your head."






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