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Starting a Business Together
These three men went into business together and the first one said:
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"I put up sixty-five percent of the capital, so I'm the president
and chairman of the board."
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"I put up thirty percent of the money," said the second, "so I'm
appointing myself vice president, secretary and treasurer."
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"Well I put up five percent," pointed out the third partner.
"What's that make me?"
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The chairman said, "I'm appointing you vice president of sex and music."
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"That sounds mighty fine," said the third man, "but what does it mean?"
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"It means what when I want your fucking advice, I'll whistle."
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