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Sex Fraud
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's
insistence that they make love in the dark.
Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she
flipped on her reading lamp one passionate
night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand.
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"Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable,
"what you've been using on me for the last 5
years?"
/n
"Honey, let me explain..."
/n
"Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You
impotent son of a -"
/n
"Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly
interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our
three kids."
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