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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left
side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the
level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire
engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you
is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping
zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at
the same speed as you. What must you do to safely
get out of this highly dangerous situation?



* Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round.





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