Retirees

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime?<BR>
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Q. How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?<BR>
A. Only one, but it might take all day.

Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?<BR>
A. There is not enough time to get everything done.

Q. Why don't retirees mind being called senior citizens?<BR>
A. The term comes with a 10% discount.

Q. Among retirees what is considered formal attire?<BR>
A. Tied shoes.

Q. Why do retirees count pennies?<BR>
A. They are the only ones who have the time.

Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?<BR>
A. NUTS!

Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?<BR>
A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?<BR>
A. Normal

Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?<BR>
A. The never-ending Coffee Break.

Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?<BR>
A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?<BR>
A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth.